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10 June 2013 @ 09:55 pm
la faim compliqué part i of ???????
Alana Bloom is a person very sure of her own shortcomings.
alana bloom/hannibal lecter, mentions of alana bloom/will graham; pg-13/who knows, ~2800 words.

notes: i'm obsessed with this shoooooooooow and i need someone to help me with my alana feelings because every time i think about her i really need to lie down. anyway this fic is very much about absolutely nothing, like all the first fics i tend to write for new fandoms - i mostly just take the opportunity to experiment with voices but w/e no one cares this isn't slash and i'm really just here for the cannibal puns

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08 October 2012 @ 01:30 am
if you're still bleeding
New York is Harvey Specter’s town, but Donna’s the one who really knows how to run it.
harvey/donna; pg-13, ~3600 words. spoilers for basically the whole series to date.

notes: kat has assured me that i haven't accidentally created badfic writing this ship for the first time, though you could totally blame her if i did bc it's her fault i even watched this dumb show and fell in love with rafferty's dumb face and turned all weird and straight for gabriel macht. it's all on you kat, it's all on you

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04 October 2012 @ 01:03 pm
So due to Livejournal's ongoing mission to ruin everything all the time, you might notice that if you try to read any of the fic in this community using the default entry/comment page the entire fucking thing is currently italicised and, therefore, essentially unreadable. This is obviously because I double-blockquote all my fic when I post for my own personal aesthetic reasons (I just hate the way my spacing looks when I don't have it it's so stretchy and weird and unnatural!!!) and with this new update LJ has well and truly screwed me. It's also a dumb shade of grey which is even worse.

As of right now I... can't see a solution because I'm pretty sure you can't create custom comment pages in communities and there's no goddamn way I'm going through every single fic in here and removing the blockquotes; I have way better things to do with my time than trying to fix the stupid that keeps pouring out of our Russian overlords SO. What I'm gonna propose for now is that if anyone desperately wants to read any of the fic in here normally, leave a comment (and let's be real you probably need to leave a link too, I'm not great with fic names) on this post and I'll remove the blockquotes and it'll kind of be like a compromise where LJ wins and I lose and everything is dumb. But it does mean you'll get to read a fic! So I guess there's that. And I'm honestly not asking anything in return you don't need to comment on the fic you read or give me your firstborn or weekly earnings or whatever, because it's not really a solution (I mean, when you find a fic you kind of want to read it... immediately, not wait around for me to check my email and get back to you) it's just a temporary fix until I figure out something better. Like deleting the whole journal and setting fire to Livejournal headquarters.
23 September 2012 @ 12:40 pm
law of the lever (part ii/ii)
Guilt is something she feels like the weight of the world, lately.
jane/maura, maura/oc; pg-13 (maybe r???? i have no idea how to rate anything honestly, if you don't like ladies kissing + more i'd suggest you... stop reading fanfiction), ~5500 words. no spoilers. part i is here.

notes: in my head spencer is played by this beautiful creature so if you just imagine her and sasha alexander making out the first part of this will just fly by. trust me. i've imagined it a lot.

also as usual this only exists bc of kat and her ability to fix all my ugly sentences and spec with me into the night. love u gf you're the worst let's spoon etc

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26 July 2012 @ 09:38 pm
law of the lever (part i/ii)
Her heart drums loud in her ears as she swallows, skin hot with apprehension as she tries to calculate if there’s a way out of this conversation.
jane/maura, maura/oc; pg-13, ~3000 words. no spoilers, also not a ranch au.

notes: when i think about kat, suddenly the chorus of a lot of whitney houston songs are all playing in my head at once.

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13 July 2012 @ 08:56 pm
bedroom hymns
The candid moment startles the both of them, seems to rattle the foundation of the facade Jane wants so desperately to keep up so she doesn’t have to try and deal with the kinds of feelings Maura breeds within her.
jane/maura; m, ~5600 words. if you haven't seen up to 3x06... i guess it sucks to be you rn. no i'm kidding there's like no spoilers at all it's just sex but it still sucks to be you if you haven't seen how gay the last two eps have been.

notes: not a ranch au, though kat (who came up with this fic idea and also the next fic idea and probably all of them lbr) and i are still thinking about our brilliant pompeii au with bonus volcanoes so stay tuned ok

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20 June 2012 @ 09:28 pm
the darkness, too
“A new homicide detective has been appointed upstairs and we met at a crime scene yesterday. I mean, I suppose it’s true that she was physically attractive. But she was also very brusque.”
rizzoli & isles: jane/maura pg-13, ~7300 words. origins, so possible spoilers for the whole series.

notes: for kat.

ps. all i know about medicine/science/police stuff is from television, so it's highly likely that it's wrong.

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if you are gone i will not be long.
Before Jane can answer, Maura helpfully pipes up. “Jane has been having a recurring dream of an explicit sexual nature involving me and it’s making her uncomfortable, so I was just trying to get to the bottom of why.”
rizzoli & isles: jane/maura; m, ~4900 words. some references to gayness from s1 and s2 but not really spoilery as such.

notes: sooooo i very recently inhaled this show and got super sucked into how terribly in love with each other jane and maura are (FACTS!!!!) so with some......... encouragement from katinka_reptar this fic is now a thing. i feel like i should point out that there is very little point beyond jane being bratty and then banging maura. oh, did i give it away? whatever it's not like you'd be reading it for any other reason amirite.

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05 April 2012 @ 09:53 pm
like a tiger in the dark.
“I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable. I’ve just found it fairly impossible to not be attracted to you.”
kate beckett/sophia turner; m, ~3300 words, set during 4x16 (lynchpin).

notes: so this morning i wanted it to be vintage castle day, but in the middle of the first episode i watched i got an urgent desire to watch my favourite lady-gay/comedy two-parter and that coupled with the constant presence of jennifer beals in my life thanks to the l word... i ended up writing beckett/sophia. but let me tell you, idk how there are not a million of these fics bc it is impossible not to ship them. AND IF YOU DON'T, I FIRMLY BELIEVE YOU MUST BE BANANAS (either that or you have never seen beals with your eyes; did you know it is impossible for her not to flirt with ALL the ladies???). anyway i am annoyed because it is so hard to convey in writing the kind of nuances and feelings beals evokes on screen with her face parts, and i also feel like this story is just a giant love letter to her and how goddamn perfect she is, so i apologise for that. but regardless, let's all just take a moment before we move on to shake our fists at marlowe for even thinking that murdering someone that beautiful is a thing you are allowed to do, bc i am still devastated that i am never getting my big gay spin-off that i foolishly hoped for. (this could alternately be titled 'that time beckett and bette porter banged. for science!' though idk why.)

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27 February 2012 @ 06:05 pm
thank you, alcohol
“Fine, fine, I’ll do your stupid surprise party deal, but it’s not going to make me like Ann.”
ann perkins/april ludgate; pg-13, ~2000 words. written for zombie_boogie at the parks and rec rarepairs ficathon with the prompt too much pink champagne. set sometime after 4x10 (citizen knope).

notes: I'm sorry this took so long and is so lame and is also thinly veiled Leslie/April, Meg!!! I scrapped my whole first idea after I saw the latest episode and I was going to have it done earlier today but then apparently I had to livetweet the Oscars so... idek, there are my excuses. I hope you like it okay, I know you have been shipping Ann/April since Citizen Knope, but I have had a lot of sparkling wine this evening so I can't really vouch for the quality!!!

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